Fic or Treat 2023!

[fleetsparrow]

ficortreat

Fleet Sparrow's Door

DW username: fleetsparrow

Light is on for: Anybody and everybody!  (and no bodies, for the disembodied among us)

What's in the Bowl?

• Ficlets (200+ words)
• Memes
• Cat pictures (of my own cats)
• Photos of incredibly and/or embarrassingly destroyed freight
• Random trivia
• A single tarot card pull, with photo (choice of deck)
• A single oracle card pull, with photo (choice of deck)
• A COMPLETE SURPRISE FOR YOU AND ME BOTH

Let Me Know:

• Fic prompts (fandom, characters (limit 2, for my sanity's sake), ships, quote/idea)
• Meme prompts (mostly, like, what types of memes you like (pics, text, etc.))
• Big Cat, Little Cat, or (perhaps, to be wild, if you dare) BOTH CATS???
• How much damaged freight can you stomach?
• Tarot deck request
• Oracle deck request
• If you really want a surprise, just leave a "TRICK OR TREAT", and you'll get what you paid for

Other info:  The only things I won't write are sounding, watersports/scat, birth scenes; everything else is free real estate.

Fandoms I'm best with:

• DC Comics (especially Batfamily/Gotham, but I can do pretty much anyone)
• Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters
• The Darkside Detective
• Any fandom I've written on AO3

Tarot Decks on offer:

• DC Comics (new only; may update if I find my old one)
• Universal Monsters
• Infinity Tarot
• Disney Villains
• Sugar Skulls
• Mystical Medleys
• Tarot of the Haunted House
• Tarot of the Gnomes
• Way of the Panda
• Tarot of the Pirates
• Everybody's Tarot
• Housewives Tarot
• Pulp Tarot
• Vice Versa Tarot
• Weird Cat Tarot
• Tarot of the Vampires (old)
• Tarot of the Vampires (new)
• Tinsel Town Tarot
• UNSOLICITED DECK PIC (choose this if you truly Do Not Care what deck I use; it may not be one listed)

Oracle decks on offer:

• Divinimation
• Dream Your Joy
• Affirmations of the Fairy Cats
• Fantasma Oracle
• Wisdom of the Oracle
• Wishcraft Oracle
• Everybody's Oracle
• Fairy Dust
• Pride Oracle
• Happiness Oracle
• Oracle of the Strange Forest
• Joyful Inspirations
• UNSOLICITED DECK PIC: ORACLE EDITION (choose this if you truly Do Not Care what deck I use; it may not be one listed)

If you have another request, feel free to leave it, too!  I have approximate knowledge of many things~

Comments

[senmut]

TRICK OR TREAT!

(I love cats...)

[fleetsparrow]

Hello, friend!

We may be late at this house, but we endeavor to not cheat anyone out of their due treats!

I have no idea how to post a photo in a comment (if that's even possible; I literally just learned how to do a cut tag on here, like, 5 minutes ago? And I've been here for years???), so please accept this humble link to a tumblr post of my goodest boy, Chatty.

https://fleetsparrow.tumblr.com/private/733179993208815616/tumblr_p6GnHLDsmXSx1lj0u?ref=fleetsparrow

[senmut]

That is a lovely cat, and THANK YOU!

[fleetsparrow]

He is a handsome boy and he knows it! <33

[flowersforgraves]

fic or treat!! cat pic or freight pic please? surprise me

[fleetsparrow]

Hello, friend!

Please accept this link to a tumblr post of damaged freight. This is its good side, too.

https://fleetsparrow.tumblr.com/private/733180673279623168/tumblr_F8gzxaUfavQVuwLyY?ref=fleetsparrow

Here is a bonus cat pic, to help wash that down.

https://fleetsparrow.tumblr.com/private/733181019347451904/tumblr_0q3TsxxEEvhb9oV5R?ref=fleetsparrow

[flowersforgraves]

What a beautiful cat! (The freight pic doesn't seem to be working for me unfortunately.) Thank you :>

[fleetsparrow]

Perhaps the Internet is trying to spare you the sight of damaged freight, but because I am a creature of chaos, I have tried again.

https://fleetsparrow.tumblr.com/private/733180673279623168/tumblr_R5IQrzZO0TES8Nzta

ALL SHALL LOOK UPON IT AND DESPAIR!

(I'm kidding, this is a fairly non-damaged piece.)

Also, thank you! She was the prettiest girl!

[flowersforgraves]

oh noooooo! bringing back memories of my time working retail... (that link worked :>)

[chanter1944]

You've got a longhair bluecoat girl turning up at your door. Ding-dong! Fic or treat! :)

I've got a limited clue (less than half a clue, certainly) about tarot, and next to no clue about the decks, but I'd like a single tarot card pull, please. And... I can't resist. Tarot of the Gnomes, please. Blame my childhood watching cartoons in translation.

[fleetsparrow]

Hello, friend!

Tarot of the Gnomes is an excellent choice! Let's see what they have to say.

https://fleetsparrow.tumblr.com/private/733183217720606720/tumblr_weSNwQhlQOUiS7mc8?ref=fleetsparrow

You have received the Queen of Wands! Her other name is "inspiration" and she comes with a message:

"It's difficult to create something new without ideas."

[kalloway]

Fic or Treat!

You had me at cat pictures, but I as a factory-goon, I am admittedly intrigued by "Photos of incredibly and/or embarrassingly destroyed freight" as well.

[fleetsparrow]

Hello, friend!

I just... look at this bullshit right here. Who does that? Why would anyone do this to freight? What did it ever do to anyone? (and, tbh, this is actually a not-too-bad one; some come in completely shattered.)

https://fleetsparrow.tumblr.com/private/733181371689893888/tumblr_Wq2c3169H53Cf2fpI?ref=fleetsparrow

To make the bad freight go away, here's a bonus cat pic:

https://fleetsparrow.tumblr.com/private/733181841759141888/tumblr_vg3abtazAszACxfei?ref=fleetsparrow

[kalloway]

It existed, I fear. Sometimes pallets come back to us having collapsed on the truck and half the time I wonder what the truck was doing. Like, that shouldn't have happened normally. It wasn't us, I swear.

(Sometimes entire aisles collapse in the warehouse, but, like, that's usually a sign of needing to go back to the drawing board with packaging.)

Thank you! I hope you had a lovely spooky season!

[whoopsitswhump]

Fic or treat! Might I request cat pictures? Possibly with... both cats?

[fleetsparrow]

Hello, friend!

Both cats, you say? You don't have to twist my arm!

https://fleetsparrow.tumblr.com/private/733182015953895424/tumblr_FSnfSBakeMsFWROAg?ref=fleetsparrow

[whoopsitswhump]

thank you!!