Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Chewbacca & Han Solo, Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo, Leia Organa/Han Solo
Characters: Chewbacca, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Leia Organa, Lando Calrissian
Additional Tags: Han Solo is Chewbacca's Dog (Star Wars), Crack, Star Wars Holiday Special References, Ignores Solo: A Star Wars Story
Summary:
Chewbacca does his best to be responsible for Han's care and feeding, but the Human needs some serious obedience training, and it's hard to be a disciplinarian all the time. Maybe the princess can be a good influence.
Last week's bread held out very well:
There was even enough to include in a frittata, along with red bell pepper and pepperoni, for Friday night supper.
Saturday breakfast rolls: basic buttermilk, with Marriage's Golden Wholegrain Bread Flour
Today's lunch; a stifado-type casserole of diced beef, served with slowcooked Bellaverde broccoli, baked San Marzano tomatoes and sticky rice.
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Amilyn Holdo/Leia Organa/Rey/Rose Tico
Characters: Amilyn Holdo, Leia Organa, Rey (Star Wars), Rose Tico
Additional Tags: Limericks, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes
Summary:
Podfic of There once was a princess from Alderaan by Petra:
A limerick of sapphic persuasion.
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Short, speedy, charming as hell.
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[Podfic] The man with the katanas (37 words) by Ravin_Pods
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale, Deadpool (Movieverse)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Cecil Palmer/Wade Wilson, Carlos/Cecil Palmer
Characters: Cecil Palmer, Wade Wilson
Additional Tags: Double Drabble, Stolen Kiss, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming
Summary:
Cecil's broadcast from your average cancelled Thursday.
Podfic of The man with the katanas by Petra.
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The sound effects really make it, and I adore this podficcer's radio voice.
At which point I realized that, while my limericks are tagged on AO3, my limerick cycles hadn't been.
So I indexed them for the person, and then I tagged them all with Limerick Cycle, which should shortly be a canonical tag.
The first one that defined this concept for me? J. R. Ewing of Dallas. When I compare Babylon 5's Bester to him, I mean it as a solid compliment. I don't want tragic stories pasted on, other characters 'fixing' them, or any of that. I want them to be as bad and as nasty as they do so well... and I will cheer any and every person that gets the upper hand on them.
Because, my lovely friends, heroes ARE measured by what they overcome, and that includes the antagonist.
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Last Week Tonight With John Oliver (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Ryland Grace & Eva Stratt
Characters: John Oliver, Ryland Grace
Additional Tags: Parody of Satire, late night television, Nobel Prize Nominee, in-universe media
Series: Part 2 of Last Week Tonight parodies by Petra
Summary:
John Oliver discusses people who think that the Sun is not getting dimmer, why everyone else on the planet is #HotForStratt, and what you — yes, you — can do to save the world.
I have about 4K words of the Last Week Tonight: Petrova Truthers draft fanfic. It’s Project Hail Mary book canon but should make plenty of sense to people with only movie canon knowledge. I would love to bounce it off of at least one person who’s read the book before posting.
It’s gen, in the sense that John Oliver is of course hot for the hotties involved in PHM, but it’s unrequited and he doesn’t do anything but flirt shamelessly.
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Items the Second through Sixth:
I offered to write for Three Weeks for Dreamwidth and promptly flaked out, but I got to the prompts today! And then I prompted Katarik for inspiration, and ze wanted Darren Nichols. I love me some Darren Nichols.
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There was an outlaw in Bolivia (30 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Harry Longabaugh | Sundance Kid/Robert Parker | Butch Cassidy
Characters: Robert Parker | Butch Cassidy, Harry Longabaugh | Sundance Kid
Additional Tags: Limericks, Poetry
Summary:
A limerick for Butch and Sundance.
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There once was a witch from steep Lancre (32 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Nanny Ogg
Additional Tags: Limericks, Poetry
Summary:
Nanny sings.
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I don't like to brag and I won't 'cause I don't have to (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Rome (TV 2005)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Titus Pullo (fl. 54 BCE) & Lucius Vorenus
Characters: Lucius Vorenus, Titus Pullo (fl. 54 BCE)
Additional Tags: Drabble, Linguistics
Summary:
Lucius Vorenus constantly surprises Titus Pullo.
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Macbeth dir. D. Nichols, 2026 (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Slings & Arrows
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Darren Nichols & Geoffrey Tennant, Ellen Fanshaw & Geoffrey Tennant
Characters: Geoffrey Tennant, Ellen Fanshaw
Additional Tags: Implied Darren Nichols (Slings & Arrows), References to Macbeth - Shakespeare, Drabble
Summary:
Darren knows a hit trend when he hears it.
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Josh Lyman and Leo McGarry: Limerick Fight! (195 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The West Wing
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Josh Lyman & Leo McGarry
Characters: Josh Lyman, Leo McGarry
Additional Tags: Limericks, Verbal Sparring, Poetry battle, Poetry
Summary:
Leo and Josh being irritated but fond of each other, in verse.
- beta reader wanted,
- book: project hail mary,
- character: butch cassidy,
- character: darren nichols,
- character: geoffrey tennant,
- character: gytha ogg,
- character: josh lyman,
- character: leo mcgarry,
- character: lucius vorenus,
- character: sundance kid,
- character: titus pullo,
- drabble,
- movie: project hail mary,
- poetry: limerick,
- story: butch cassidy,
- story: discworld,
- story: rome,
- story: slings & arrows,
- story: the west wing
Title: More Than A Story
Fandom: The Fantastic Journey
Author:
Characters: Scott, Others.
Rating: PG
Spoilers/Setting: Many years after the series.
Summary: Scott is reminded of past adventures he’d forgotten, but was any of it real?
Word Count: 1529
Content Notes: Nada.
Written For: Challenge 518: Real.
Disclaimer: I don’t own The Fantastic Journey, or the characters. They belong to their creators.
I suppose it is probably par for the course that the kind of bloke figuring in this article, Matchmakers Are Being Paid $25K to Find Trad Wives for Rich Men has apparently never met a specimen of the female of the species? or possibly another person.
Because those lists sound like somebody who has made up a list of requirements which don't have anything to do with personal preferences - okay, these are probably guys who live on Soylent and rawdog plane flights and so on and have not ever given any thought to the matter of developing individual tastes in things?
Anderson and other professional matchmakers tell WIRED that the men they work with are increasingly asking to be set up with traditional religious conservative women—regardless of whether they themselves self-identify as traditional, religious, or conservative.
I wonder what they mean when they say 'religious' or 'Christian', because, honestly, that covers a lot of territory, hmmmmm? ('Religious' could include a range of non-Christian options, 'Christian' =/= 'conservative'.)
Plus, the men do not sound to be prizes, even with the moolah (assuming it is actual moolah and not some crypto-based dream or AI bubble):
[T]here seems to be a disconnect between some of these men and the women themselves, who are often either already partnered or uninterested in the driven, sometimes socially awkward men who want to date them. For instance, when Anderson did finally manage to find a woman who fit her Austin-based client’s criteria, he alienated her almost instantly with his self-deprecating humor and boorish table manners[.]
Supposing that the women in question have bought into the 'tradwife' thing in the first place, I suspect that they have an image of rather more graciousness and traditional masculine courtesy than appears here in the prospective provider/protector.
The concluding anecdote:
One of her clients, a Dallas businessman in his early forties, went on several fruitless dates with a string of women, all of whom were, per his request, young, conservative, and Christian. But they never quite clicked, until she matched him with someone who was none of the above. They hit it off, and they’re currently still dating.
....
["]Someone may come to you wanting one thing and then realize the things they thought mattered weren't the most important things to be seeking after all.”
suggests that what, in fact, these guys need is just to Get Out More.
Finished T Kingfisher's Paladin's Faith, which I think was better than any of the preceding books in that series. I liked it a lot, and I hadn't really expected to, since neither of the protagonists had really appealed to me in the earlier books.
Read Isaac Asimov's 1957 short story 'Profession', which some website somewhere linked to as an example of Why LLMs Are Bad, but which read to me as a strikingly good fictional example of the social model of disability in action. Unfortunately, I don't think Asimov knew that was what he was writing, and I think we were supposed to agree with the historian informing the protagonist that he was the one in a gazillian very special snowflake who was smart and original enough to be worthy of the financial burden of individualised education.
Listened to the audiobook (read by Ali Stroker) of disability rights activist Judith Heumann's memoir Being Heumann, cowritten with Kristen Joiner. I'm unfamiliar with Kristen Joiner's work, but the writing style of the memoir made me think ghostwriter. The narrative voice was... well, the association in my head is "90s middle grade novel", but that might say more about me than it does about the authors. It's that in medias res, "Chapter One. Ring, ring! I awoke suddenly to the sound of the telephone. I started to get excited butterflies in my stomach. Who could be calling me at this time of night? I sat up in bed and reached for the receiver. It was 1991, and I was Claudia Kishi, secretary of the Baby-Sitters Club, and I had my own phone in my bedroom." kind of thing.
That said, nothing wrong with writing something in an easily accessible style so long as you're not leaving important parts out. Not knowing Judith Heumann's life well enough to know what I don't know, I can't speak to the facts, but I can say that the word "bullshit" appeared once in it, which wouldn't have happened in the aforementioned 90s middle grade novel. And she packed a solid amount of real, usable information about activism tactics and strategy, and real disability rights history and organising principles and also disability 101 in there, and with a minimum of inspirational glurge or undue optimism about the present political state of America (it was published in 2021, two years before her death.) It's simplistic but not trite.
Plus Judith Heumann did have a genuinely very eventful and interesting career.
Tech
I got my current self-hosting project working: I can now point my phone (or my laptop) at my RasPi and select a song from the disk attached to it and play that song through the phone or laptop's speakers. (The difficulty was that most of the guides I could find assumed I wanted to use my phone to control a RasPi with a speaker attached to it, so I could play music hosted somewhere other than on the RasPi.)
Weather
Wet and cold.
Cats
Dorian experimented with a salchow too, at least once. He also was kind enough to demonstrate for me today that he can reach the one remaining kitchen bench I thought he couldn't get up on. At least this way I know he can do that. Meanwhile, Ash has the salchow locked in, and is now innovating with other Birdie eradication methods, such as a crocodile death roll.
Challenge: Real
Fandom: Revolutionary Girl Utena
Pairing: Anthy Himemiya/Utena Tenjou (Utenathy)
Characters: Anthy Himemiya, Utena Tenjou, Akio Othori
Rating: T
Genre: Drama/Romance/Angst
Length: 571
Content Notes: Brief implications of incest and rape for anyone uncomfortable with that.
Author Notes: I haven't written for this lovely community for almost two years, time to atone for that.
Summary:
How strange, for Akio to choose an open casket, Anthy will think briefly between watching Chu-Chu play with his tail after Utena shouts a headline in the newspaper, then allow Dios to become one with closed coziness.
( ALTHOUGH ALMOST THIRTY MONTHS HAVE PASSED, THE PHANTOM PENETRATIONS FROM RUSHING RAPIERS PERSIST ON HER LONG-HEALED BODY, TO ANTHY’S SLIGHT ANNOYANCE... )
Fandom: Person of Interest
Pairings: Root/Sameen Shaw
Characters: Root, Sameen Shaw
Rating: G
Length: 50 words
Summary: Root thought getting Sameen back would help her sleep. Instead, every night is spent wondering if she'll wake up and find her gone again.
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