fleetsparrow: Drawing of Bear in a Batman costume, in her identity Bat-Bear. (Default)
Aw yeah, match buddy!

My big noes:  No non-canon levels of gore.  No pregnancy, no heavy kink.  No zombies!

Foyle's War:  Rex Talbot, Andrew Foyle

I super ship these two and the fact that Rex dies in his only episode is a wound I'll never recover from.  That said, if your trick involves him haunting Andrew in some way, I'm super down (and will probably cry, but it's a good cry).  For a treat, I just want them to be happy and alive (or happy and dead, just together is the point).  (Also, if you want reference, the episode with Rex is Among the Few.)

House of Leaves
sdfdsgd omg I'm so glad this was nommed.  Anything here is great.  Just, man, do whatever you like.  Just fuck me up.

Sherlock Holmes-ACD:  Sherlock Holmes, John Watson
I'm all kinds of down for supernatural shenanigans here.  Haunted cases, supernatural tinged people, what have you.  V easy to please here.  (Also, ship is A++ if you want to do that.)

Midsomer Murders:  Tom Barnaby
Tom meets ghosts.  Prefer humor typical of the show to angst or intense drama.

Miss Marple:  Jane Marple
My forever Jane is Joan Hickson, just as an fyi.  Miss Marple's seen all sorts of death, knows lots of people who has died, but takes it in stride as part of life.  Perhaps she meets a ghost or finds one coming to her.

Yu-Gi-Oh!:  Seto Kaiba, Mokuba Kaiba, Noa Kaiba, Yugi Muto, Yami Yugi, Ryou Bakura, Yami Bakura
OK, here's where the "no non-canon levels of gore" thing comes into play, because the manga is 50 shades of fucked up at times and I'm super down for that, so go forth and have fun.
For the Kaibas, I'd love a haunting of the Kaiba Manor.
For the Yugis, I'm down for anything.
For Ryou, let's be real, this little occult baby would be super OK with ghost hauntings, so I'm down with any of that.
I don't have anything specific in mind for Yami Bakura, except that I'd like him to be with Ryou (not strictly shipwise), not just a story for himself.

DC Prime Earth:  Dick Grayson, Helena Bertinelli (Matron, not Huntress), Tiger, Slade Wilson, Oliver Queen, Bruce Wayne

OK, basically, I ship Dick with everyone, so there's a baseline for ships.  But it doesn't have to be shippy!  The only thing I ask for ships is that no one talks shit about Helena (because I will fight you) and she's not whitewashed (because I will really fight you).
I'm down for ghosts, werewolves, vampires, fae, anything you want except zombies.  I'd prefer no death (obvs if they're a ghost, past death is OK, just no in-fic death).
Bonus for treats:  Dick Grayson-lovers pile.

Psycho:  Norman Bates
Oh, poor Norman.  I guess here reanimated dead is OK if we're talking about Mother, but I'd prefer no modern zombie "eat flesh" nonsense.

Mystery Science Theater 3000:  Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, Mike Nelson, Gypsy, Dr. Clayton Forrester, Pearl Forrester
I'd prefer even tricks to be relatively light, like the show, but really, I'm down for everything non-shippy (although flirtation is, of course, completely fine).

Katamari Damacy:  King of All Cosmos, Queen of All Cosmos, Tiny Prince
Literally anything you want to do.  This is my crack nomination.

Thanks so much for reading through this madness and writing something.  <33